Guides
Choosing, sizing, and getting it in time
Three short guides for the questions a product page cannot answer: what to wear instead of a Christmas jumper, how to buy a dog shirt as a gift, and why most funny t-shirts never get worn.
Christmas jumper day, without buying a jumper
Christmas jumper day without the itch: printed Christmas t-shirts that read across a room, in sizes S to 5XL, with the order cut-off for the 25th.
Read the guideHow to choose a dog breed t-shirt
Breed-specific or generic, what fits, and how to buy a dog t-shirt as a gift: sizes S to 5XL, printed to order, with delivery dates for the 25th.
Read the guideHow to pick a funny t-shirt people actually wear
What makes a joke shirt get worn rather than shelved: legibility at a glance, an in-joke over a generic gag, and why contrast decides whether it works.
Read the guideChristmas gifts for dog owners who have everything
Dog-owner gifts that are not another mug: breed and slogan t-shirts, why the phrase beats the portrait, and the 3 December cut-off for Christmas Day.
Read the guideHow to wash a printed t-shirt so the design survives
Printed tees fade from heat, not wear: wash cold and inside out, skip the tumble dryer, never iron the print. What actually keeps a design readable for years.
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